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5 ways to spend Valentine's Day with sex dolls

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5 ways to spend Valentine's Day with sex dolls

What if you never have to worry about spending Valentine's Day dates again? There are no regrettable broadcasts, no gifts or hassles, and most importantly no more disappointments. Welcome to the real world of silicone sex dolls. Although you cannot take the sex doll out for dinner, what you can do is have dinner on the sex doll. In sweatpants, Netflix, and Chill, nothing is more romantic than romantic snacks and naked silicone sex doll partners.

 

Valentine's Day

You don't have to pretend to be hundreds or thousands of bookstores aimlessly, hope they can also hit your soulmate. Just slide towards your new silicone girlfriend and wait for her to arrive at your door like some strange mail order brides. Most importantly, when assembling Busty Amy version 2.0, please open the curtains to scare your neighbors. She will never prepare dinner for you, but on the bright side, she will always be ready to exchange orgasms. Did I mention that she also likes underwear? And she is not picky at all. She likes the red and black stockings or the stinky slippers issued during the Second World War.

Here are 5 super romantic ideas on how to spend Valentine's Day with special inanimate objects:

Prepare for alien invasion

It is obvious why almost every sci-fi or superhero movie is full of aliens. We are preparing for foreign invasion. Whether you like it or not, aliens will come. What is the best way to defend against aliens? Obviously make love to them. Although we do not know whether the upcoming invasion will show naughty or kind creatures, we must prepare for the genitals in case they are completely bothered by human mating. Just like which smart life form wouldn't go crazy for the species that invented the tentacle monster dildo or the scorpion vibrator?

Alien sex doll

Therefore, enjoy a romantic life with sex dolls on Valentine's Day and prepare for horny aliens. Be creative! Do you think your new alien warlord will shake his sexy blue and white body? Paint your doll or dress her up as Neytiri from "Avatar". If your sex doll does not have a tail (unless you are super weird, in which case we want to salute you!), just take a role-playing prop or a tail-like docking plug to complete her costume. Now you can sing, dance, find cheesy snacks in the kitchen and touch your tail when you are excited. You may not have an orgasm for the first time, but please keep it that way. The best way to be good at cross-species mating is to keep practicing. In addition, if you hate your neighbors, it is best to speak dirty words as loudly as possible to make your new alien girlfriend pregnant.

 

marry

Have you always dreamed of a special day, but never had a chance? Did your first marriage fail miserably because of your own absolutely no fault and you want to resolve it now? Get your cute sex doll and make it official. All you need is a drunk priest, this is Busty Amy 2.0's wedding dress. And cake. You always need cake. If you are a hopeless romantic like me, you can also write some wedding vows. And since Busty Amy is not too keen on writing (not all trophy wives are as literate as Jane Austen), you can also write her vows. Objectively write down all your excellent opportunities for outstanding qualities. After all, you are an educated person.

Wedding sex doll

Don't make a fuss about the ceremony now. Maybe invite some wealthy relatives or friends to get some cash and gifts, but as little as possible. The last thing you want is that crazy Uncle Joe stole your bride. After the ceremony, everyone thinks that you have lost your last sanity and brought the remains of the cake and the lovely new bride to the marriage bed. This is a special day for both of you, so please take a moment to talk about your feelings before finishing your marriage. It is very important to be open about how you feel about the woman you love and about to commit sodomy in various unnatural ways. And happy to finish the cake. Love is temporary, and cake is eternal.

 Free the beast

 

 Maybe you are not good at planning dates or romantic gestures. Maybe you are more like a natural person, and the best way to express your feelings is to watch the Lion King and do push-ups. After all, Amy really longs for a man who can protect her and literally move to another place. Just watch her sit ups and put your hands on her chest. She will like it so much that she can't take her hand away. As before, in case Amy is excited and crying in the Lion King movie, or you get a head cramp afterwards, make sure to support her. The so-called support refers to non-alcoholic wipes and talcum powder.

 

 

Real sex doll

People often think that relationships based on looks or gender are superficial, superficial, and doomed to fail. The plump Amy and her XXL double D beg to be different. She believes that running-in and being grumpy are the cornerstones of every long-term successful relationship. For this reason, she is a true Olympic lever performer with a sleepy jiu-jitsu performer. Although mating is really important, she also believes in listening. Cherish every intimate moment, but also listen and listen. Regardless of your political or religious beliefs, she will not judge you. However, if you say "Dumbledore is gay", her eyes will fall automatically, and two poisonous darts will hit you and poison you to death. In love and war, not everyone is fair.

Gothic Crypt Romance

Do you have a dark side and enjoy an adventurous romantic journey to the graveyard of your ancestors? Why should you be alone when you can drag a sex doll? Put on your favorite black clothes, pick up a shovel (Busty Amy 2.0. Can't dig a hole, but she looks sexy with a shovel in her hand), and visit your local cemetery. If you are in Egypt, go to the pyramids. Unless your silicone girlfriend is one of the robot models that can walk, you may need to hug her. Pack some bread and snacks, then cover Amy with some pesto and meat sauce, put her on her shoulders, and frighten every old lady while looking for the cemetery.

 

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If you have not made a reservation and have taken away all the good catacombs, just look for a newly dug grave. The usual practice is to dig the grave a few days before the burial, so you can enjoy some separate time with the special silicone you like. Once you feel all the comfort and cold in the romantic tomb, make sure to express your feelings and thank you for all the good time spent with Busty Amy 2.0. Although she may not be human, but she has her own feelings, but she is definitely happy to please you and brag outdoors. Expressing feelings is a good thing, but don't be too loud, because your voice may scare others. Now, relax and kiss Amy while admiring the beautiful starry sky. Who said romance is dead?

 Lazy day

 

 Are you an introvert who hates going out but loves romance in the comfort of your own home? The same is true for Busty Amy 2.0. Get some red roses and lubricant to make Valentine's Day the best Valentine's Day so far. Before Amy wakes up, play some slow-paced sexy music (such as The Pussycat Dolls), and then prepare breakfast in bed. She likes anything you like. Whatever you want to eat. After setting your mood, please lick her left nipple and gently wake it up. She likes the left nipple game, and you like it because it still contains a small amount of cocaine, but the cartel failed to smuggle into the country, but was dissolved by its body. It is not accidental that this sex doll is sold at a discount.

 

 

 Lover doll

After Amy is awake, kissing you passionately, and you are high in hell, using a leaf blower to place the preheated 2,000 rose petals on your bare body. This is when things get very hot and heavy. Amy is a romantic queen, and you are her rightful king. Declare your endless love for each other by doing what you see on Pornhub, and vowing to never do so unless you meet the right person and he or she has been pestering you endlessly, Until you give in and fight for it. Live your life! Enjoy a brief existence and orgasm. You do not need to log out. She can't get pregnant even if she wants to. And you are what she needs. You are her Romeo, and she is your Busty Amy 2.0.

in conclusion

As you can see, it is not difficult to plan a successful and satisfying Valentine's Day with sex dolls. All it needs is creativity, passion, love, and a trolley to get your silicone girlfriend to walk around. So when you hear people complain about how lonely they are on Valentine's Day and no one loves them, give them a damn sex doll and show them this blog.

If you also want a sex doll to help you spend a lonely night, you can choose a mini sex doll.

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