Dear Apple Watch: Nobody likes you, everybody hates you and Quartz would like to suggest the worms.

More than a year after its release, and still no one wants to buy an Apple Watch.

Tip o the antlers to Philip Speicher and Giles Hider.

Oh, the things you can slap together with a few hours and a Survey Monkey account.

It s been over a year since the Apple Watch was first released, and I ve argued that no one needed to buy one…

Or even an iPhone, when you can get sorta OK-ish Android phones that probably won t shock you to death for less than $200?

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