I’d go so far as to literally claim I am your top customer.
Once you came on to the scene, Uber, your ride-sharing service seemed the perfect solution.
The car showed up in my neighborhood within five minutes, and even better, it was a sleek SUV.
And now, I find myself perched atop the leader board, having taken -- I believe!
-- more rides in an Uber than anyone else on Earth.
Don’t get me wrong; I still love you, Uber.