Fassbender ain't havin' none of your 'tude today.At the film's outset, Callum Lynch Michael Fassbender is read his rites before what he thinks is his execution.Much worse stuff awaits him—as in, the rest of this film's runtime.The main reason I clearly remember that elbow-to-jaw moment is because nothing else came close, unless you count the film's final, hilariously awkward fight.This cheeseball, one-at-a-time karate-and-swords fight—complete with armies of armed guards who shout maniacally for no logical reason—better resembles something out of a '90s film than an game.
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