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Have you seen any funny short jokes? Life is very boring. Sometimes we need some spices to help our life become happy. Jokes are good spices. Let's introduce some funny short jokes to make you happy. Let's have a look.

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Have you seen any funny short jokes? Life is very boring. Sometimes we need some spices to help our life become happy. Jokes are good spices. Let's introduce some funny short jokes to make you happy. Let's have a look.

爆笑简短笑话1

Hilarious short joke 1

一、精神病笑话

1、 Psychosis joke

1、一辆面包车塞了14个人。后面一乘客说:你这是超载,被逮着要扣不少分呢!司机回头淡定冷笑:扣分,那得有驾照!顿时,无数倒吸凉气的声音弥漫在车厢……又一乘客问:没有驾照你也敢开啊?

1. A van was jammed with 14 people. A passenger in the back said: you're overloaded. You'll lose a lot of points if you're caught! The driver looked back calmly and sneered: deduct points, you have to have a driver's license! Suddenly, countless cool sounds filled the carriage... Another passenger asked: How dare you drive without a driver's license?

司机说:没事,酒壮人胆,中午喝了一斤二锅头,老子怕啥!然后又有一乘客说:为啥不考驾照呢?司机:两千多度的近视眼,右腿还是假肢,怎么考!

The driver said: it's all right. Wine makes people brave. I drank a kilogram of Erguotou at noon. What am I afraid of! Then another passenger said: why not take the driver's license? Driver: more than 2000 degrees of myopia, right leg or artificial limb, how to test!

又有一位乘客问道:你不怕无证驾驶要判刑吗?司机:老子有精神病怕他干嘛?全车人鸦雀无声!

Another passenger asked: aren't you afraid of being sentenced for driving without a license? Driver: I'm mentally ill. Why are you afraid of him? The whole car was silent!

一位乘客说:我要下车!

A passenger said: I want to get off!

司机:下什么车!刹车早坏了!抓稳,下坡了。

Driver: get off! The brakes are broken! Hold on, it's going downhill.

2、开车到精神病院送东西,没一会儿车胎爆了,他就在那儿修车胎,一不留神,把车胎上螺丝弄掉水道了,他就很烦恼在给那儿嘀咕着。结果一个精神病人路过,看了下说:“把你剩下3个轮胎,各拔一个螺丝下来,再装备胎上,再慢慢开到市区找家店修不就得了”。这人恍然大悟说:“你咋这么聪明,咋还来精神病院呢”。病人说:“我是精神有问题,不是笨”。

2. He drove to the mental hospital to deliver things. After a while, the tire burst. He repaired the tire there. As soon as he wasn't careful, he got the screw off the water channel on the tire. He was very worried and muttered there. As a result, a mental patient passed by, looked at it and said, "just pull out a screw from each of the three tires you have left, equip them, and then drive slowly to the city to find a shop to repair them.". The man suddenly realized and said, "Why are you so smart? Why do you come to a mental hospital?". The patient said, "I have a mental problem, not stupid.".

3、精神病院里,两病人本来打得很激烈,但甲突然不打了,乙就问他为什么不打了。甲说:你当我傻啊,你个神经病,你打死我又不犯法,我打死你还得坐牢。

3. In the mental hospital, the two patients had been fighting fiercely, but a suddenly stopped fighting, and B asked him why he didn't fight. A said: you think I'm stupid, you psycho. It's not illegal for you to kill me. If I kill you, you'll have to go to jail.

4、有两个神经病患,从病院里逃出来。两人跑啊跑,爬到一棵树上。其中一个人从树上跳下来,滚啊滚的。然后抬起头对上面的人说:喂……你怎么还不下来啊……上面的那个人回答他:不……行……啊……我还没有熟……

4. Two neurotic patients escaped from the hospital. They ran and ran and climbed up a tree. One of them jumped down from the tree and rolled and rolled. Then he raised his head and said to the man above: Hey... Why don't you come down yet... The man above answered him: No... ok... Ah... I'm not familiar yet

5、精神病院里,一个精神病人每天都在一个空鱼缸里钓鱼。一天,一个护士开玩笑地问:“你今天钓了几条鱼啊?”精神病人突然跳起来叫道:“你脑子有毛病啊,没看见是空鱼缸吗?”

5. In a mental hospital, a mental patient goes fishing in an empty fish tank every day. One day, a nurse jokingly asked, "how many fish did you catch today?" The mental patient suddenly jumped up and shouted, "there's something wrong with your brain. Don't you see an empty fish tank?"

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