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It's time to join the 21st century and invest in some proper lighting

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Larry Rogers
It's time to join the 21st century and invest in some proper lighting

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something. If you don't own a desk lamp, you're a straight-up pig. That's right, I said it. You might as well be living in a barn, rooting around in the mud.

I mean, come on people, it's 2023. We're living in the future. We've got flying cars and robot maids, but some of y'all are still working in the dark like it's the middle ages.

Let me break it down for you. A desk lamp is essential for any civilized workspace. It provides light, for starters, which is kind of important if you want to see what you're doing. But it also sets the mood, creates an atmosphere, and can even make you look more attractive.

And let's be real, who doesn't want to look their best while they work? A well-placed desk lamp can highlight your best features, cast a flattering glow, and make you look like a damn superstar.

Now I know some of you are thinking, "But Dave, I work on a laptop. I don't need a desk lamp." Well, that's just ignorant. A laptop screen can only do so much. You need proper lighting if you want to avoid eye strain, headaches, and the general feeling of being a mole person.

And don't even get me started on the aesthetic benefits of a desk lamp. It can tie a room together, add a pop of color, and make you look like a boss. And let's be real, who doesn't want to look like a boss?

In conclusion, if you don't own a desk lamp, you're a pig. You're living like an animal. It's time to join the 21st century and invest in some proper lighting. Your eyes, your mood, and your Instagram selfies will thank you.

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